Thank God for Funny People

There are some really funny people in this world, my sister Annie being one of them (that's her on the right).

Last week, I emailed her to ask how to get into this club. She responded with:

Okay, the deal is going down this weekend. When you get to the party, you'll see a guy with a goatee and a tattoo that says "Ese" on it. Tell him the passphrase, which is "I don't love them hos" and then give him the package. If he gives you any trouble, do the chest pump hoochie mama dance and you should be scott free.