"Who ate my macaroni?"

My sister emails my other sister and me today with the following:

"I keep making macaroni and leaving it on the stove with like half left in it
because I like cold macaroni and wanna save it for later and everytime I
wake up or come back from work every morsel of it is gone :(

"Who keeps eating my macaroni??? I keep getting disappointed coming home to
an empty pot with not even three morsels of macaroni left :-( "

Say bye-bye to your macaroni, sistah. That's what you get for leaving nasty macaroni on the stovetop.